Your Help is Needed
Mrs. Cindie Trieber is the most wonderful lady. She is an incredible Christian, wife, mother, nana, and church member. It seems as if everything she sets out to accomplish is completed to perfection. In other words, she is amazing!
There is, however, one drawback she has surpassed me in being the North Valley News contributor with the most-read articles. Can you believe this? More people read her articles than they do mine. Of course, that is the talk of the office around here. Not only is this chatter fueled by our administrative pastor but also by our entire media department, all of whom confirm that she is indeed in the top contributing position. I certainly agree with many of you that her articles are great, but to have more readers than her husband? Needless to say, this is really a dart in the back.
Therefore, dear friends, you can help me. I know I can write this without her knowing because I believe she does not read my articles, like many other people. For you faithful few, however, I ask you to write to Mrs. Trieber at email@example.com. Please tell her how much you enjoy her articles but how you wish she would write an article about what it must be like to be married to Dr. Jack Trieber. Please remind her how privileged she is and convey your awe of the fact that she is married to a man like him.
There is more than one way to skin a cat. If you dear people can respond accordingly to this request and if Mrs. Trieber is encouraged to write that article, I promise you that I will write a very intelligent, readable article for you to read next month.
God bless you. Now, go to work and send that e-mail!